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Thursday, November 17th, 2005
10:04 am
Toast accessories
I give you the toaster purse, with handy detachable toast pouch:
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From http://www.mypapercrane.com
Wednesday, October 5th, 2005
1:49 pm
we need to launch a plan to liven this place up a bit, no?
Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
9:09 am
In other news...
We ate creamed peas w/corn on toast last night.
It fucking rocked my world.

Current Mood: chipper
9:06 am
And they laughed at me!
Sometimes when I have bread in the toaster,
awaiting that perfectly golden slice,
I can't take it any longer...
And I have to pop the toast early,
and hope its toasty enough to munch...

I think I have a problem with pre-mature toaster ejaculation.


Current Mood: rushed
Wednesday, January 26th, 2005
8:58 pm
this is simply genious. i heart toasters. i toast anything i can at friend's houses, because i dont have one of my own. occaisonally they get mad when i toast things such as a napkin, or a doll shoe, but most of the time it's harmless fun. i am obsessed, as you can see, by looking at my icon. that is all.

Current Mood: -
Monday, January 17th, 2005
1:59 pm
Okay...I LOVE TOAST!!! AHHHH! Hehe, so much so, that I have created 2 designs that you can buy on t-shirts and other stuffs!! It's soooo awesome! Hehe, so yeah, I drew this kickarse piece o' toast and made 2 designs, one of regular toast and one of "French" toast, lol. Check it out! I'd love if y'all would buy something, but not a necessity...just lemme know what you think of the designs!

Le Toast

Peace, Love, and Toasters
Sarah x

[x posted to share the toasty goodness!]
Monday, August 2nd, 2004
2:27 pm
I thought you might like some cool toast I made.
First get a bit of bread.White good stuff,mind.

Then toast it so it's quite brown but not too brown.

Then cut off the crusts with a big sharp knife.

Then with that same sharp knife cut through the middle

Then leave those two halves to get a tiny bit cold.

Eat the left over crusts coz it's good for you.

Then put both halves in the oven for a couple of minutes.

Then they'll be done and you can eat them how you like!

It's good alright,mate!

Current Mood: artistic
Saturday, April 24th, 2004
6:21 pm
this is just a toast shout-out
Thursday, April 8th, 2004
1:18 pm

I recently admitted to myself that I am a toastaholic. Good thing I found this support group;-) My main source of toast comes from making bread in my bread machine. I make bread, therefore I have toast.

Morroccan Bread RecipeCollapse )

I have been enjoying this one this week as toast with honey on it!

Xposted to bread_machine.</span>

Thursday, January 1st, 2004
3:42 am
I'm new here....

and this community is just TOO cool, I never thought there were other people that have a facination with toasters, just like me :-D
Saturday, September 27th, 2003
9:41 am
Hello there, I'm Dave, and I'm 28, a seminarian, and I live near Chicago. I LOVE TOAST. I have loved toast for a long time, and the word "toast" for even longer. I am in favor of toasters and opposed to toaster-ovens.

My toaster is a cheap-ass $12.99 Toastmaster from Target. What toasters do you all own? Do those of you with fancy ones find the results any better? I'm curious.
Thursday, July 31st, 2003
6:08 pm
real live toaster porn
click this if you dare!

i found this looking for toaster pictures to use as icons. funny what google digs up.

Current Mood: amused
Sunday, July 27th, 2003
8:21 pm
Toastmasters International
i want to join this club!Collapse )

Current Mood: toast eating frenzy
Monday, June 30th, 2003
7:21 am
no toaster?
my long time crush on georgia is shattered. she told me that she didn't like toast. in fact, she doesn't even OWN a toaster! i am devistated. bewildered. toast is the food of the gods. just like coffee is the nector of the gods. you have to like toast. even if you aren't wild about it, it's still good eatin'. what is better then toast? NOTHING!!! not a damn thing. and who on this big ball of mud doesn't own a toaster? they give the things away at banks...or they used to. i really don't know if they do that anymore. they are probably too cheap. so, i've given up on her. i don't care how cool she is.

Dr. toast's amazing world of toast http://www.drtoast.com/ will explain it all

Current Mood: the sipping of my coffee
Wednesday, June 18th, 2003
6:32 pm
toast icons
I made some toast icons, and I figured you toast lovers wouldn't want to miss out on it. ;)


More at infamous_icons! Let me know if you take any, mmkay?
Friday, June 13th, 2003
4:02 pm
here is some toast porn.
click MECollapse )
Wednesday, June 11th, 2003
9:17 pm
HEY everyone. My name is Amra and I love toast!


im new by the way and say HI to me.

Saturday, May 31st, 2003
11:48 pm
Wow...a toast community...my life's dream has been fulfilled. I could never figure out just what it is that's so...amusing yet great about toast. Maybe it's the name. But growing up in a healthfood only household, I think that I would never survive without it. Toast...is great. Especially with honey, or has anyone ever put butter on it and then sprinkled cinnamon and sugar over the butter? Thats great too. Toast must be something above the ordinary because its in the list of what is acceptable to bring to a Rocky Horror showing. Muahaha! Toast. yup.

Current Mood: contemplative
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003
6:58 am
An Ode to Toast!

Crumbly, crunchy, munchy good.
How much do I love this yummy food.
Many a morning, in my childhood.
Yes, it's toast, and it's in the hood!

Sliding with margarine,
Or some tasty cheese,
Would you like some jam?
Oh, my yes please!

Oh dear, oh my,
What have we here.
Why do you ask?
It's TOAST m'dear!

Current Mood: cheerful
Friday, April 4th, 2003
5:07 pm
does anyone think that toast with cheez whiz is weird?
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